var r_text = new Array ();
r_text[0] = "Give me rocket-fuel and tramp juice";
r_text[1] = "Home of Extreme Wheelbarrow";
r_text[2] = "Welcome to the Night Shift";
r_text[3] = "Where the money comes in STACKS (of pennies)";
r_text[4] = "Hotter than a Grinderspark";
r_text[5] = "Where the Echo Sticks";
r_text[6] = "3 chords of pure pleasure";
r_text[7] = "Sneak Preview";
r_text[8] = "Preak Sneview";
r_text[9] = "Ha'peny worth of pirate dreams";
r_text[10] = "Death or Cake?";
r_text[11] = "Tune in, tune out, switch off";
r_text[12] = "Don't press that button!";
r_text[13] = "Orange Message";
r_text[14] = "More orange than a pumpkin";
r_text[15] = "Click refresh for more messages fun";
r_text[16] = "Collect all the orange messages!";
r_text[17] = "♥";
r_text[18] = "Sleep until the snooze button gives out";
r_text[19] = "Dance like it hurts";
r_text[20] = "Hide the pain with sarcasm";
r_text[21] = "All Hail Giant Sock";
r_text[22] = "Get back to Wiltshire you slag!";
r_text[23] = "Who knows all the colours of durex?";
r_text[24] = "Hello hello hello what is all of this then?";
r_text[25] = "Hands Off.";
r_text[26] = "Where the streets have no pavement";
r_text[27] = "Home of genuine V!@g-rA";
r_text[28] = "Solstice Soon";
r_text[29] = "Soon will be whiskey";
r_text[30] = "Cloves and lemon for the man in the corner, please";
r_text[31] = "Pesos for penis: life as a mexican gigalo";
r_text[32] = "An old man said to me... I'll shag for silver";
r_text[33] = "ecksmass eve";
r_text[34] = "Come in Moscow.";
r_text[35] = "Come in Flintshire.";
r_text[36] = "Come in Ardrossan.";
r_text[37] = "Come in Eileen";
r_text[38] = "Tura lura tura lura aye";
r_text[39] = "Time and tide tarry for none";
r_text[40] = "Well I guess this is growing up";
r_text[41] = "I came in through the window.... last night....";
r_text[42] = "You ate HOW MUCH of my last pizza?";
r_text[43] = "Hush, child, tis just a SCHMIRKEN JERKEN";
r_text[44] = "Fat Man, your visage is like ONE thousand PIGS";
r_text[45] = "If you don't like it, pay me to stop";
r_text[46] = "Swiss pigs go un-molested";
r_text[47] = "Swiss rolls don't.";
r_text[48] = "It's just not a Chaffinch";
r_text[49] = "Home of Tom Jones' Cum Face";
r_text[50] = "I like Other Things.";
r_text[51] = "Gizzards!";
r_text[52] = "Tom Baker wishes he was this cool";
r_text[53] = "How do Iraqi women drink pints?";
r_text[54] = "Hello- Tom- Baker.";
r_text[55] = "Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor doctor.";
r_text[56] = "donghole";
r_text[57] = "lol";
r_text[58] = "Information super lolway";
r_text[59] = "Goths happen";
r_text[60] = "distinguished lol";
r_text[61] = "New Headline!";
r_text[62] = "Insert Lyric Here";
r_text[63] = "On your bonessssss";
r_text[64] = "As enjoyable as a pilchard";
r_text[65] = "Warmer than the arctic";
r_text[66] = "Solo polo vision";
r_text[67] = "Have a cuppa tea";
r_text[68] = "Remember Bungee safety, children";
r_text[69] = "Words";
r_text[70] = "Website";
r_text[71] = "Slightly MORE popular than a dog Jesus once owned";
r_text[72] = "Slightly less popular than Jesus";
r_text[73] = "Your PC wants you to make this your homepage";
r_text[74] = "Home of the Arch-Druid of Canterbury";
r_text[76] = "Wittier than Margaret Thatcher";
r_text[77] = "Funnier than Yeltsin";
r_text[78] = "Tchaikovsky and mash";
r_text[79] = "Higher than average levels of awesomeness";
r_text[80] = "OR@nGŁ";
r_text[81] = "Hidden Message";
r_text[82] = "Shamanic Ballsac Healing";
r_text[83] = "Your browser's favourite website";
r_text[84] = "Slightly less popular than google";
r_text[85] = "I'm not rubbish";
r_text[86] = "West-side 'til I move";
r_text[87] = "Special Offer: Pay my Water Bill For Me.";
r_text[88] = "The html equivalent of Tesco Value Noodles";
r_text[89] = "RSJ your bathroom in case of earthquake";
r_text[90] = "Got orange?";
var i = Math.round(90*Math.random());

document.write(r_text[i]);